01
For the kings of snacks, naps & unnecessary hardware-store trips.
Dad Mode On
Utility-minded gear for fixing nothing, grilling everything, and keeping the thermostat exactly where it is.
THE FAMILY UNIFORM, UNFILTEREDMODE ON / WORLD OFFNEW DROP LOADINGTHE FAMILY UNIFORM, UNFILTEREDMODE ON / WORLD OFF
Mode On Brands / Est. whenever the chaos started
LIFE GETS LOUD.
GET YOUR MODE ON.
WORLD
OFF
OFF
MOMMODE
ONchaos coordinator
ONchaos coordinator
DADMODE
ONask me about the thermostat
ONask me about the thermostat
NOT MERCH.
A WARNING LABEL.
THREE MOODS.
ONE BIG, BEAUTIFUL MESS.
ZERO OFF SWITCH.
01 / Pick your personality
WHAT MODE
ARE YOU IN?
A family of brands for every version of you—the responsible one, the resourceful one, and the one with absolutely no filter.
02
Powered by cold coffee, hot takes & a calendar nobody else reads.
Mom Mode On
Soft, capable staples for the person who knows where literally everything is. Even your other shoe.
03
For boundaries, bad ideas & being exactly enough.
Bitch Mode On
The after-dark line for loud moods, sharp edges, and the confidence to leave the chat on read.
ACTUAL FOOTAGE
OF “HAVING IT TOGETHER”
OF “HAVING IT TOGETHER”
WE TRIED.
02 / Field notes from real life
PERFECT IS
BORING.
“The laundry is clean. Nobody said it had to be folded.”
We make stuff for the beautifully overwhelmed. The parents running five minutes late. The friends who always order one more round. The people doing their best—and looking pretty damn good doing it.
03 / Wear your warning label
THE CURRENT
ROTATION
Small-batch essentials for big-mode energy. Pick your uniform, then let Shopify handle the serious stuff.
HEAVYWEIGHT
DADMODE ON
/ 01Dad Mode On
Thermostat Authority Tee
BEST SELLER
MOMMODE ON
/ 02Mom Mode On
Chaos Coordinator Crew
AFTER DARK
B*TCHMODE ON
/ 03Bitch Mode On
Boundary Issues Cap
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PRESS PLAY ON THE CHAOS
YOU DON’T
CHOOSE THE MODE.